HIGHKEY

my favorite Uber driver subgenus is the one who begins every ride by asking

“so, where we/you going?”

…and my favorite coworker subgenus is the one with a terrible habit (the worse… the less conceivable.. the better!) of replacing basically every noun (sometimes even proper and/or singular ones) with

“ 𝗯 𝗮 𝗱 𝗯 𝗼 𝘆 𝘀 ”

“you see these bad boys here, right? well,…”

“yeah just toss a couple of those bad boys in for…”

“now, once we get these bad boys hooked up right… THEN…”